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JOKES
Novel Joke
one day lilfiz was traveling to another country for a meeting on his way he met a girl crying and he stopped and said WEEP NOT CHILD for when the ARROW OF GODS STRIKES,THE GODS ARE NOT BLAME as such THING ARE NO LONGER AT EASE for i am going for AN AFRICA NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT to look for AN AFRICA CHILD to give A SECOND CHANGE and I shall be back before EZE GOES TO SCHOOL.
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The gateman
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There was dis particular skool, a public skool to be precise, students are always scaling d fence to go out for their mission. dis particular day, d two gate men at the school gate were to guard d students from going outside, but some bad students still try to climb the fence. when one of d gate man saw them, he tried to stop them but he couldn't so he shouted at his collegue: sule! sule!! pls run here these students are scaling the fence or do u want me to division myself into twice.
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Bomboy
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Bomboy came back from school one day without maths assignment and so his mother asked him what type of maths did he do that day. He replied: sex Maths. His mother was so suprised and she asked him to explain. He smiled and said: add your bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply your????
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GSM palava
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There was this Ibo man, Nnamdi by name that just bought a GSM handset and decided to flash his friend. Immediately the phone rang his friend chukwudi by name picked it up and Nnamdi started speaking: Hello Chukwudi, how far, how business, how children. I just say make i flash you......!!!!
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warri man
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there was a wari man who went to a canteen for food, by reaching the canteen he order for rice-----50 beans---20 dodo----25 & meat---30 The waiter serve him the food he ordered for after finished eating he asked for his bill. The waiter came with a note writen on it rice-----50 beans---20 dodo----25 meat---30 TOTAL--125 In annouyance the wari man cryed did i order for total, even self i saw some green and red things on my food abi na that thing na TOTAL. na only 125 naira i go give you....
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Daddy's trailer
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A woman had only one son and every time she takes her bath, the boy was always with her. One day the boy noticed the different in their genitals. He asked the mother what is the name of this (touching his private part) and the mother said: That is your car He then pointed to his mother private part asked, Mummy what is the name of your own thing?That is my garage, replied the mother. The boy now asked the mother Can I pack my car in your garage And the mother said, Shut up junior! This garage is for your daddy's trailer.
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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when other people are no longer interested?
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ans......................a teacher
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wise words
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My Dad is so old that History in his days were called current affairs.....
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If you see a man beating a monkey and you stop him, what kind of virtue are you trying to show?
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ans.......brotherly love
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The Lord's Prayer
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The Lord na my shephard, i dey kampe.
E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.
E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name.
Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey like back bone dey comfort me.
You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam make I chop. All mai enemies dey look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive lotion. mai cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank.
True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to lai lai.
GOD ALMIGTHY NA YOU BIKO AMEN.
stay kool........ruff2dacore!!!
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